everyone im interested in is too hot for me…
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
why are you doing this? please stop. if it’s money you want, name your price. just stop doing this to him. he doesn’t deserve this.
When she says she loves video games..
When you find a girl like that, you never LEGO of her.
WHO IS DOING THIS
I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.
This meme is so good it has end credits