August 2, 2014

precumming:

princess zelda > every disney princess 

(via bigfatwife)

August 2, 2014

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: orcas, via distraction)

August 2, 2014

(via bigfatwife)

August 2, 2014

jzul:

FINGERS ARE SO IMPORTANT I CANT EVEN IMAGINE MY LIFE WITOUT MY FINGERS I AM GETTING VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW

(Source: rect, via trust)

August 2, 2014
She’s going to b

She’s going to b

(Source: dinuguan)

August 2, 2014

obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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(via bigfatwife)

August 2, 2014
luciferssugardaddy:

you didn’t even like his page how do you expect him to like your selfie

luciferssugardaddy:

you didn’t even like his page how do you expect him to like your selfie

(Source: tonyabbot, via bigfatwife)

August 2, 2014

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts, via laughbitches)

August 2, 2014

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo, via laughbitches)

August 1, 2014
starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

(via laughbitches)

August 1, 2014

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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(via laughbitches)

August 1, 2014
goldnosering:

Please

goldnosering:

Please

(Source: ah-you-fancy-huh, via laughbitches)

August 1, 2014

sixpenceee:

ok damn what kind of camera quality do you have because

(Source: 3-41am, via laughbitches)

August 1, 2014

dinuguan:

124:

audidas:

124…………caught

damn……got me

stay woke

July 30, 2014
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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