If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up
april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face
that post got very sad very fast
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
Opening a beer with a frisbee.
this is the most bro thing ever
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens,...
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker...
If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.